Eminem - Bitch Please II
中英歌詞翻譯 By Kani1021
Yeah, what up, Detroit?
Yeah, 底特律，怎麼樣阿?
Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh, no, he didn't
不，不，沒有吧，他沒有
They didn't do it again (What-what, you what?)
他們沒有老調重彈 （蛤，你怎樣？）
You shitted on these niggas two times, Dr. Dre?
你搞了兩次，Dr. Dre?
Oh, fo' sho'
沒有綽啦
Uh-uh, naw, you smell that?
嗯哼，你有聞到嗎？
This is special right here
這東西不是一般等級
Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie, baby, uh
讓我們舉杯歡慶吧，寶貝
To the boogie-oogie-oogie
跳起舞來
Yeah, ya know, what's crackin', Dre?
你覺得如何阿，Dre?
Just let me lay back and kick some old simplistic pimp shit
就讓我放鬆，給你們最經典、最簡單、最屌的東西
On Slim's shit, and start riots like Limp Bizkit
在 Slim 的歌上，引發暴動像 Limp Bizkit （註1
Best throw on "Guilty Conscience" at concerts
最好在演唱會唱「Guilty Conscience」
And watch mosh pits 'til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious
看那些白癡衝撞直到他們失去意識
Some of these crowds that Slim draws
Slim 吸引來的觀眾
Is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard, when it's packed and full of cars
跟克倫肖大道車水馬龍時同樣喧囂
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw
我和 Snoop 吸引來的觀眾
Is niggas from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central
是克倫肖的人們，從長灘到南洛杉磯
Whoa, not these niggas again
哇，不要又是這群人
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
這些愚昧的大人，脾氣同樣的火爆
You and what army could harm me?
你確定你們能傷到我?
D.R.E. and Shady with Doggy from Long Beach
D.R.E. & Shady & Doggy 從長灘
Came a long way to makin' these songs play
度過漫漫長路，讓這些歌發聲
It'll be a wrong move to stare at me the wrong way
你用錯誤的眼神盯我，是天大的錯誤
I got a long Uz' and I carry it all day
我有支烏茲且我每天帶著他
Sometimes it's like a nightmare just bein' Andre
有時我就像是夢魘一般
But I…
但我
Somehow, some way
不知道如何
Hello, nigga, you know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
哈囉，你知道狗狗吧 (Snoop Dogg)
And let me cut these niggas up and show 'em where the fuck I'm comin' from
讓我教訓這些廢物，讓他們清楚我他媽來自哪裡
I get the party crackin' from the shit that I be spittin', son
我的歌讓這派對嗨到爆炸，孩子
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
肇事逃逸，完事後，拿了錢，就走人
Got about fifty guns and I love
有大約50支槍，而我平等地愛
All of 'em the same, bang-bang
所有的槍，bang-bang
Damn, baby girl, what's your name?
靠，寶貝女孩，請問芳名？
I forgot, what'd you say it was? Damn, a nigga buzzed
我忘了，你是說什麼？ 靠，我吸太多了
Hangin' in the club with my nephew Eminem (What's up, Slim?)
跟我的姪子 Eminem 在夜店裡找樂子 （怎樣啊，Slim?）
What up, Cuz? (What up, Snoop?)
怎樣啊，孩子？（怎樣啊，Snoop?）
The Great White American Hope
白人美國的偉大希望
Done hooked up with the king of the motherfuckin' West Coast, baby
跟他媽的西岸王者搭上線啦，寶貝
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
而你真的不會想搞上我
Only nigga that I trust is me
我唯一信任的，是我自己
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
開始瞎鬧，讓我火爆開場
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
那是惡魔，他們渴求著跳舞
I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin' you move
我是這裡的老大，盯著你的一舉一動
You're found dead in your garage with ten o'clock news coverage
你會被發現死在車庫，只被沒人看的 10 點新聞報導
Gotta love it 'cause I expose the façade
你會愛上，因為我揭開了假象
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
你的小肺臟不夠跟神一起抽大麻
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
玩笑結束，跟我們起舞
Standin' over you with a 12 gauge about to bust
站在你面前，拿著12口徑準備開火
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
讓你塵歸塵，土歸土
I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs
我可能會死在屍袋裡，但絕對不會是手銬
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
所以你相信誰？他們就是不夠強悍
When things get rough, I'm in the club shootin' with Puff
當情勢危急，我會與 Diddy 一起在夜店掃射 （註2
Bitch, please! You must have a mental disease
婊子，拜託！你一定有心理疾病
Assume the position and get back down on your knees
手舉起來，雙腳給我跪好
Come on
來吧
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
而你真的不會想搞上我
Only nigga that I trust is me
我唯一信任的，是我自己
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
開始瞎鬧，讓我火爆開場
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
那是惡魔，他們渴求著跳舞
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
而你真的不會想搞上我
Only nigga that I trust is me
我唯一信任的，是我自己
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
開始瞎鬧，讓我火爆開場
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
那是惡魔，他們渴求著跳舞
Aw, naw, big Slim Dogg
喔，不，big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, dick six-inch long
80磅的蛋蛋，老二6英吋長
Back up in the heezy, baby
回來做最好的歌，寶貝
He's Shady (He's so crazy!)
他是 Shady (他超狂的！)
Give me the mic, let me recite 'til Timothy White
給我麥克風，讓我重申，直到 Timothy White （註3
Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
每晚來新視鏡唱片的辦公室外抗議
What if he's right? I'm just a criminal makin' a livin' off of the world's misery
如果他是對的呢？我只是個罪犯，利用世界的痛苦賺取生計
What in the world gives me the right
那到底為什麼要給我權利
To say what I like and walk around flippin' the bird?
讓我自由說我想說的話，到處亂比中指
Livin' the urban life like a white kid from the burbs
過著都市生活，像住在郊區的白人孩子
Dreamin' at night of screamin' at Mom, schemin' to leave
在晚上做對媽媽爆氣的夢，計畫著離去
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
離家出走，長大變得跟我一樣邪惡
I just want you all to notice me, and people to see
我只是想要你們注意我，讓人們看到
That, somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me
我在某個地方深處，有個正派的人住在我裡面
It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
只是沒辦法被找到，所以你看到這個我的原因
Is 'cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
因為這就是現在的我，就是如此惡劣的傢伙
So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV
所以當你看到我，在電視上穿的像書呆子 （註4
Or heard the CD usin' the fag word so freely
或是聽到我的CD，我隨便亂噴那個fag字
It's just me bein' me; here, want me to tone it down?
那只是我做我自己，好吧，想要我安分一點？
Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot! You happy now?
吸我他媽的老二，你這個死Gay！這樣你爽了嗎？
Look here:
看好
I start some trouble everywhere that I go
我去每個地方都引起問題
Ask the bouncers in the club 'cause they know
問問看那些夜店保安，因為他們知道
I start some shit, they throw me out the back door
我開始搗亂，他們把我趕出後門
Come back and shoot the club up with a .44
回來用 .44麥格農 掃射整個夜店
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
而你真的不會想搞上我
Only nigga that I trust is me
我唯一信任的，是我自己
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
開始瞎鬧，讓我火爆開場
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
那是惡魔，他們渴求著跳舞
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
而你真的不會想搞上我
Only nigga that I trust is me
我唯一信任的，是我自己
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
開始瞎鬧，讓我火爆開場
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
那是惡魔，他們渴求著跳舞
2001 and forever
Slim Shady, Dr. Dre
Snoop Dogg, X to the Z
Nate Dogg, come on, yeah
註釋：
1. Limp Bizkit 的歌 “BreakStuff' ” 被責備為引起Woodstock1999 暴動的原因。
2. Puff Daddy，簡稱Diddy，為饒舌歌手。2000年因夜店槍擊案上法庭。
3. Timothy White 為搖滾音樂記者，當時任職於Billboard雜誌，曾經寫報導批評 Em 的粗魯歌詞，攻擊TheSlim Shady LP 專輯。
4. 詳情請見 My Name Is 的MV。
Bitch Please II 收錄在2000年的專輯The MarshallMathers LP，是SnoopDogg 的歌之續集，如此豪華陣容帶來最暴力的歌曲，尤其當這饒舌的復仇者聯盟居然有個白人，你便知道Em的實力不容小覷。
突然想翻就翻了，結果破了自己說近期不會再翻的約定，反正就順其自然，尤其Em 的老歌真的會聽不膩，所以就這樣吧，下次再見。
如果有任何翻譯錯誤，歡迎糾正指教。
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