On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you.
在森林小徑的地平線上，你看到一群穿著黑色斗篷的人影慢慢的靠近你
What do you do?
你要做出什麼行動？
My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- that's a one
我的半獸人野蠻人舉起她的巨錘然後-骰出個一
Critical fail. Steve, what do you do?
極端失敗。史蒂夫，你呢？
Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- okay, I rolled a one
好的，我相信我的盜賊會試著躲藏在樹後ㄇ-好，我骰了個一
That's another critical fail. Tom, what does your human bard do?
又一個極端失敗。湯姆你的人類吟遊詩人會怎麼做？
Active Perception Check
啟用感知鑒定
...That's a natural 20
…那是極端成功
Let's fucking go
他媽的起飛
I feel it in my fingers
我感覺他在我的指尖流動
I feel it in my toes
我感覺它在我的腳趾之間
These muthafuckas mean to harm us
那些狗娘養的想傷害我們
And they got to go
他們必須滾
So come on, get 'em now!
所以來吧，做掉他們！
You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my
你選錯日子來招惹我的
Tight crew
好哥們
There's no escaping it
無處可逃了
I can perceive you
我可以感知到你
Here's what we're gonna do
接下來輪到我們了
Me and ma boys gonna mess you up
我和我的兄弟們要搞死你們了
I rolled a one
我骰了一
I rolled a one
我骰了一
Fuck
幹
My boys are otherwise engaged
我的兄弟們都在忙其他事
So I'm gonna bring it all myself
所以我只好一肩扛起了
Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?
嘿，我忘了，你該跟我講我看到了啥，對吧？
Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit.
對，謝謝。我們先暫緩一下節奏
So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-
好的，你注意到其中一個斗篷人有點矮-
I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go
我使用惡毒嘲笑，極端成功，走囉
You're a short muthafucka
你就是個他媽的臭矮子
And nobody likes you
而且沒人愛你
SHORT!
死矮個
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"
每個人都說「看那傢伙他媽的有夠矮。」
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
你矮到沒辦法建立起一段正常的友誼
When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head
當你出生時，每個人還以為你只生了個頭
But then the doctor said
但是醫生說
"Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
「等等，這個弱智死矮個有個小到不能再小的身體然後我討厭他。」
Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure.
你的攻擊徹底擊垮了這個斗篷人的心智
Perception check, please
感知鑒定，謝謝
Nat 20, let's go!
極端成功，走起！
You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD
你感知到這個人那麼矮是因為他是個「孩子！」
It's always a kid
他一直是個孩子
Specifically the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives
特別是這位是我們花了遊戲中的十五天相當於現實中的五天所要找的小孩
Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? Right?
好啦，我很抱歉，我不知道，我會更好的。他的屍體就躺在那，對吧？對吧？
Yes...? Don't-
是沒錯...？別-
Loot that body
搜刮那屍體
Gotta loot that body now
現在我要搜刮那屍體
Loot that body!
搜刮那屍體！
Gotta loot that muthafucka!
搜光那個小王八蛋！
Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
我邊吹笛邊搜那死小孩的屍體
Bitch
臭婊子
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之前才玩完一周目
現在在跑二周目邪念
然後昨天發文今天就出動畫版了
