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[Baldi]
Here’s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
Here’s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
這裡是給我那沒朋友的敵人的搶先體驗課程
Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode
Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode
因為當我正處於開發階段時我早就進入了無盡模式
And then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression
And then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression
接著我會透過投票來終結妳的憂鬱症同好俱樂部
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
拜託這堂是數學課程，不是心理療程
You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get a lonely man?
You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get a lonely man?
你整天找妳朋友的麻煩，逼到她們發瘋所以妳才會孤單一人不是嗎?
You’re better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
You’re better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
如果妳放棄上課然後開始經營OnlyFans的話那肯定會過得更好
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
妳那唯一破壞的代碼?
The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!)
The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!)
那是妳們的服裝代碼!
Sorry, it’s looking like Cloudy’s thе only one here who is gettin’ to blow!
抱歉，那看起來像是這裡唯一要被Cloudy吹掉的東西! *1
Sorry, it’s looking like Cloudy’s thе only one here who is gettin’ to blow!
抱歉，那看起來像是這裡唯一要被Cloudy吹掉的東西! *1
[Monika]
Hey teach, I got a question
嘿老師，我有個問題
Where’s your full game? (Huh?)
Where’s your full game? (Huh?)
你的完整版遊戲到哪去了?
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh..)
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh..)
難道那款多年前眾籌到6萬美元的遊戲就是?
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-)
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-)
那麼給Patron贊助者的福利也會延期嗎?
And what’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play? (Wait!)
And what’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play? (Wait!)
而那個甚至不能遊玩的一團混亂就是唯一剩下來的東西?
The president’s tellin’ it how it is
The president’s tellin’ it how it is
校長的忠告告訴了我這是怎麼回事
After these messes, you’re dropping in relevance
After these messes, you’re dropping in relevance
經過這些混亂局面，你的存在意義將會直線下降
Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient
Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient
根據你寫的東西我能知道你沒有感受能力
So artificial, but lack the intelligence
So artificial, but lack the intelligence
如此地人工，卻缺乏智能
Well, if it’s truly the best all that money could do
Well, if it’s truly the best all that money could do
好吧，如果事實是金錢能做到最好的樣子就是像你這樣的話
You’re selling out so that your plushy could too
You’re selling out so that your plushy could too
你最好售鑿一空這樣一來至少還能保住點豪華俗氣的感覺
And don’t bring up code, because from what I’ve viewed
And don’t bring up code, because from what I’ve viewed
還有別提起代碼，因為就我所看到的情況是
If I broke your program you'd only improve
如果我毀了你的程式你反而會變的更好
[Baldi]
I thought there were no stupid questions but you proved me wrong with that poetry scheme (Yuh!)
我還以為這裡沒有甚麼愚蠢的問題，但妳用妳的詩詞證明我錯了
Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? (Huh?)
Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? (Huh?)
想嘗試diss我的遊戲早在2018年就釋出了這件事?
Open your third eye in case you can’t tell
Open your third eye in case you can’t tell
要不要睜開你的第三隻眼以防你不能說話 *2
Does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell?
Does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell?
難道Portrait of Markov已經開始敲響喪鐘了嗎?
Years added and added and all it amounts to’s
Years added and added and all it amounts to’s
反正經過了年復一年大家早就知道這一切只是
A project as dead as your Twitter account
一個跟你推特帳號一樣死透的計畫而已 *3
A project as dead as your Twitter account
一個跟你推特帳號一樣死透的計畫而已 *3
[Monika]
My twitter account? You’re a stalker
我的推特帳號?你真是個跟蹤狂
Makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game (Ay!)
Makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game (Ay!)
這倒是說得通為甚麼有一堆幼兒被放在你的遊戲裡面
At least Team Salvato completed a project
At least Team Salvato completed a project
至少Salvato團隊完成了一項計畫
Your company’s basically, lame (Hey!)
Your company’s basically, lame (Hey!)
而你的公司基本上，只會做半成品
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates
我本想著或許你可以趁你的學校翻新的時候好好加強你自己
But when reviewing your rhymes
But when reviewing your rhymes
但當我回顧你的節奏時
I find your rapping is just like your mapping (Why?)
I find your rapping is just like your mapping (Why?)
我發現你的rapping就跟你的地圖製作一樣
You randomly generate lines (Oh…)
就只是隨機生成一堆線罷了
You randomly generate lines (Oh…)
就只是隨機生成一堆線罷了
[Baldi]
Why don’t you bring your friends for when we do Show and Tell
當我們開始展示與講述時你怎麼不帶你朋友過來呢 *4
I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell
I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell
我相信Playtime跟Sayori會相處得很好的 *5
Like Natsuki’s neck, you snap at me about my gaming crimes
Like Natsuki’s neck, you snap at me about my gaming crimes
就像Natsuki的脖子一樣，你啪一聲的折斷我在遊戲中所犯下的罪 *6
But at least Baldi's not on BBC for causing suicides
但至少Baldi沒因為引起自殺問題而上BBC新聞台 *7
But at least Baldi's not on BBC for causing suicides
但至少Baldi沒因為引起自殺問題而上BBC新聞台 *7
[Monika]
I’m done with the erasin’ of this horror game sham
我已經清除了這場恐怖遊戲騙局
Because you’re out of the equation, now I’m talking to Cam
Because you’re out of the equation, now I’m talking to Cam
因為你不在對面了，所以現在我要直接Cam說話 *8
Man, whenever all your comments ask to do something new
Man, whenever all your comments ask to do something new
先生，每時每刻你的所有留言都在叫你做些新的主題
We all know you’ll say “Just Baldi” so that you can get views
We all know you’ll say “Just Baldi” so that you can get views
但我們都知道你只會說「Just Baldi」這樣你才能得到更多觀看數
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註1:Cloudy，全名Cloudy Copter，首次出現在Baldi's Camping Field Trip，會將玩家的營火吹熄導致老師來教訓沒顧好火的玩家，在Baldi's Basics Plus則作為會降低玩家跑速的角色加入
註2:The Third eye是遊戲中Yuri推薦給主角的小說Portrait of Markov的封面，而當初整個遊戲有很多謎團，玩家把所有謎團解開後發現這很有可能是製作團隊為了下款遊戲埋下的伏筆
遊戲理論:
只是距離解開這個謎團經過了快4年了，仍然沒有半點關於Portrait of Markov的官方消息
註3:在遊戲中Monika有提到自己有推特帳號，https://twitter.com/lilmonix3，只是更新動態通常也是因為DDLC有更新才有互動，所以發文頻率少的可憐
註4:Show and Tell，展示和講述是一種向觀眾展示並描述給他們的做法。在典型的展示和講述過程中，兒童會從家裡帶來一件物品，並向全班同學解釋他們為什麼選擇該特定物品，從哪裡獲得該物品以及其他相關信息。
註5:Playtime是Baldi遊戲中的移動NPC，當她碰到玩家時玩家必須強制跟她玩5下跳繩
Sayori是DDLC中玩家的青梅竹馬，在被Monika修改了某項參數之後在遊戲第一週目的最後上吊了
註6:Natsuki，DDLC的傲嬌擔當，在二週目進入Natsuki END的話Natsuki會脖子扭斷衝向螢幕
註7:DDLC因為遊戲內容十分有話題性，自然成了當年的熱門話題遊戲之一，但其中關於自殺與自殘的劇情卻上了BBC新聞
註8:Cam是這首歌的作者Cam Steady，而Monika在結束二週目之後會與玩家直接對話
