召喚諾丁頓警長!!

When deputies arrived, the man was still in the neighbor's yard with the stolen flag. As they questioned the man, he reportedly told officers that a woman with fangs was threatening him, and that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.
(當警察到達現場的時候，這個拿著偷來的旗子的男人還在他鄰居的院子裡。
當警察問他為什麼這樣做，
他回答：有一個長著獠牙的女人威脅他說有一個人類會被吸血鬼獻祭。)

(影片標題Dancin' on the Stars 在星星上跳舞 有雙關警察徽章的星星)

Apparently, the man then said he made the "conscious decision" to notify the "Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children."
(如你看到的，這個男人做出了他認為"理智的選擇"，
他試著召喚"諾丁頓警長"來幫助他阻止小朋友被屠殺)
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來源: Lee County Sheriff's Office 以及 NBC NEWS