重度宅歌注意，有自high嫌疑，
對於次文化有排斥感的請退出。
雖然早就知道他們不會唱什麼正經的流行歌，
不過看了歌詞還是讓我亢奮了好一陣子，
雖然只是阿宅的阿Q自high歌，但還真的有夠high。
-----------------我流幻覺式翻譯-----------------
Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
The latest trend has hit its peak
They say that geek's becomin' chic
So now you're out of style as you can be
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
噢，不。不要以為我沒注意到，
你用眼角偷瞄了我的遊戲T-shirt，
不知道你是否有看懂這是什麼，
它佔據了這周Wired雜誌的版面。
過去的流行早已過了過了時，
現在當阿宅才是趨勢。
所以現在你以趕不上潮流了，
而我才叫做時尚，你咬我阿！
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
告訴曾在學校揍我的那些長滿股癬的混蛋，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
告訴所有花枝招展自以為還很in的婊子，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Never earned a part of nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
Watched my Next Gen every night
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
想學我但我可是真材實料，
當你搞運動的時候，我可是在玩魔法風雲會，
你不曾搞懂任何阿宅的文化，
我潛水俠的睡衣證明我的血統，
每晚定時收看我的星際迷航，
頭上帶著矯正器來矯正我的暴牙，
你配上了一副沒度數黑框眼鏡，就學我那樣，
從字面上來說我幾乎看不見面前我自己的手。
To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
告訴曾在學校揍我的那些長滿股癬的混蛋，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
告訴所有花枝招展自以為還很in的婊子，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
還有告訴在八年級把我推下泳池的人，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
你可能英俊瀟灑又有錢但你只是個工具，
而我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
Role reversal must be a total drag
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
I appreciate you for being cruel
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
Got my in-jokes you won't get
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
立場逆轉總是有些阻力，
但這不是理由，沒理由我要講客套話，
我非常欣賞你如此的殘酷，
我不得不感謝你們在我燒得正火熱的時候卻拒絕燃料。
我找得到笑點你卻抓不到梗，
例如蜜獾(註1)、Troll Face和Nyan Cat，
所以現在你的Ballin Parties(註2)看起來如此愚蠢，
你可以邀請我，我會說好，但我才不會去咧。
Got my comics
Got my games
All the things you thought were lame
Got my cosplay
Fanfic too
Got you pegged
STF-You
拿我的漫畫
拿我的遊戲
所有你曾認為是很遜的東西
拿我的cosplay服
還有同人誌
拿你的孔明棋
給～我～閉～嘴
To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
告訴曾在學校揍我的那些長滿股癬的混蛋，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
告訴所有花枝招展自以為還很in的婊子，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
還有告訴在八年級把我推下游泳池的人，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
你可能英俊瀟灑又有錢但你只是個工具，
現在我這才叫潮！
我這才叫潮！
註1：http://forum.gamer.com.tw/Co.php?bsn=60433&sn=507045
註2：http://ballinparties.com/About-Us.aspx
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一樣，要是翻譯哪裡不太對勁，
麻煩幫我指正一下。
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【音樂】The Guild — I'm the One That's Cool (歌詞&翻譯)
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