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The BRO code(11-20)

作者:非等閒之輩│2012-08-28 00:17:05│巴幣:4│人氣:277
Article 11

A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are - in most cases, stuck in the doorway.

可以找麻吉幫忙搬家,但一定要老老實實地先估算出搬家所需要的時間以及大件家具的數目。如果實際的量與估算值相去甚遠,那麼幫忙搬家的麻吉完全可以把東西留在原地——大多數情況,是東西已經打包好,放置門口,就等其他麻吉幫忙搬了。



Article 12

Bros do not share dessert.
麻吉之間從不共享一份甜點


Article 13

All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman
麻吉都應在其麻吉中欽點一名作為自己的泡妞搭檔



PS:諷刺的意味很重

Article 14

If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth

假如有妹向你問起其他麻吉的情史,你要遵守〝沉默是金〞的原則,裝聾作啞,寧可被當成白癡也不能告訴她真相


Article 15

A Bro never dances with his arms above his head.
跳舞的時候,手不可以舉過頭頂


Article 16

A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series and Playmate of the Year.
無論何時,麻吉都要能準確無誤地說出超級杯、世界職業棒球大賽以及《花花公子》年度玩伴的冠軍名字



Article 17
A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the pyramid of Screaming.
法則17:對待同事要謙遜有禮,但如果他們在金字塔中處於你的下方,那就任你宰割


   註:1.老闆 2.教練 3.四分衛(美式足球四分衛=球隊靈魂)4.賭徒

America was built on the backs of men and women who were yelled at to work harder, and the tradition has been screamed to generation from generation. But you just can't scream at anybody…You can only scream beneath you.

美國是由無數在工作時被上司大吼大叫的人們所建立而成的社會,而這種促進工作效率的好方法被一代一代地傳承。但你不能見人就〝吼〞…你只能欺負地位比你低的人


〝吼叫〞金字塔以巴尼自己為例:1.機密 2.董事長 3.巴尼 4.副總裁聯盟 5.機密 6.法國總統


簡單翻譯大意,巴尼說"假如妳不知道自己在金字塔,哪個位置?沒關係,每個都"吼"看看,之後就知道了。巴尼說自己也是用這樣的方式找出自己的地位。



IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English is a great place to start.

重要:如果你發現自己處於吼叫金字塔的底端,不用苦惱。金字塔的美妙之處在於,隨時可拉一個無辜的人作為墊腳石。看門人或睡眼惺忪的警衛,或者欺負不會說英語的人,也是一個不錯的開始哦。

Article 18

If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after canvassing the group.

派對鬧酒荒的時候,總有個麻吉主動要為大家跑腿買酒,那他可以把找回來的錢統統A起來。

NOTE: To avoid confrontation, it's a good idea for the Bro to jettison the receipt before returning to the party.
重要:為了防止之後有人說他貪污(例如少買之類的),在回派對之前應該把收據毀屍滅跡

Article 19

A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, your sister's hot!”

兄弟之姐妹不可欺。但是當有麻吉稱讚“哇,你姐/妹好正!”的時候,被稱讚的麻吉不可以生氣


COROLLARY: It's probably best for everyone if Bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other Bros are coming over.
推論:有麻吉要來家裡的時,直接把自己的姐妹的照片藏起來,對大家都好



Article 20

A Bro respects all his Bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.

要尊敬在軍隊當兵的弟兄,不僅因為他們無私地選擇了保衛國家,更因為他們有能力把你揍得鼻青臉腫。








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