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各位貴賓Uhihi～歡迎搭乘 雲際線航空CL666 從台北飛往雲之國的航班，我們現在將播放空雲悠白的初配信影片，請注意觀看影片的內容以確保安全。

為了保障飛機導航及通訊系統的正常工作，在飛機起飛和下降過程中請不要使用手提式電腦，在整個航程中請不要使用手機、遙控玩具、電子飛機杯、和雷神之錘等電子設備。航程中請遵守安全指示，電子用品使用規定，請參閱機內花花公子雜誌。

飛機很快就要起飛了，現在空服員將進行安全檢查。請您坐好、並繫好貞操帶，豎直椅背和小桌板。

今天的飛行時間是四小時又二十五分。當飛機到達預定高度後，我們將提供飲料及空雲悠白的寫真集。

 

我們備有各式飲料與餐點。在降落前兩小時三十分，我們將再次提供您餐點與寫真集的服務。提醒您，本班機全面禁尻，包含禁用電子飛機杯。祝您有趟愉快舒適的旅程，謝謝！

Uhihi～ Ladies and Gentlemen:

Welcome aboard Cloud-line Airlines flight CL 666 from Taipei to Kingdom of clouds.

We will now play Kuyun Ubye's first distribution video, please watch the content of the video carefully to ensure safety.

In order to ensure the normal operation of aircraft navigation and communication systems, mobile phones, Remote Control Toys, Electronic Masturbation Cups, Mjölnir and other electronic devices throughout the flight and the laptop computers are not allowed to use during take-off and landing. Please follow the safety instructions during the voyage. For the regulations on the use of electronic products, please refer to the in-flight Playboy magazine.

We will take off immediately, and now the flight attendant will conduct a security check. Please be seated, fasten your Chastity belt, and make sure your seat back is straight up, your tray table is closed.

Our flight will take 4 hours and 25 minutes. When the plane reaches the predetermined altitude, we will provide drinks and a photo album of Kuyun Ubye.

We have a variety of beverages and meals. Two hours and thirty minutes before landing, we will provide you with meals and photo albums again. Remind you that this is a non-nut flight, masturbation is completely prohibited on board, including the use of electronic masturbation cups.

We hope you enjoy the flight! Thank you!

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