firetruck!中文翻譯

Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
那現在咱要談怎麼去說灌
It starts F and it ends with UCK.
開頭是ㄍ而結尾是個ㄢˋ
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck,
所以不管遇到麻煩還是運氣爛
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
你都不必再去抱怨：「噢ㄍ（消音）ㄢˋ」

Hey look at that they just bleeped me
嘿看他這樣消我音
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
應該改說灌，那更好聽
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
然後我要花點時間就在那裡
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
示範各種狀況怎麼說灌對你

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
撞到腳，唉呦灌
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
丟了錢，唉呦灌
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
在家脫光被爸媽看見，唉呦灌
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
考差了，唉呦灌
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
抓屁屁，哎呦灌
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
剪指甲剪太深很痛，唉呦灌
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
屎染褲，唉呦灌
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
咬舌頭，唉呦灌
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
沒人來你的派對，唉呦灌
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
主機壞掉，唉呦灌
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
忘記呼吸，唉呦灌
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
發現你媽是你爸，唉呦灌

Say firetruck every chance you see
大聲說灌在任何情形
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
那更好玩如果被消音
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
跟我說一次，別搞砸了
F*****UCK!
ㄍ...（消音）...ㄢˋ

Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
喂等你剛剛是說ㄍ（消音）ㄢˋ？
Naw man, I just said firetruck
不對，我其實是說灌
But when you bleep it, it says f**k
但如果消音就是ㄍ（消音）ㄢˋ
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
誰管他，我們是在說灌

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
沒牙齒，唉呦灌
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
iPhone單，唉呦灌
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Jonas兄弟堵塞你心，唉呦灌
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
出車禍，唉呦灌
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
撞你的狗，唉呦灌
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK
結果你狗是你媽，唉呦灌

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
等，所以我媽是狗？
And your dad.
和你爹
This is just getting ridiculous!
這整件事情太詭異了！
You act like it's not normal.
你跟沒看過一樣
IT ISN'T NORMAL!
這根本荒唐！
It is in Canada.
這是在加拿大
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
所以有人面狗女在加拿大？
...Yes
...對

Fail science, FIRETRUCK
實驗錯，唉呦灌
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
吃根鉛筆，唉呦灌
There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK
總共有過五百隻寶可夢？唉呦真是灌
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
輸遊戲，唉呦灌
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine，唉呦灌
Get run over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
被那傢伙壓過...（啥？）矮油罐

So, yeah.
嗯，對
Next time you wanna say the F-word, just say Firetruck.
下次想罵髒話的時候，就說唉呦灌
It's more polite.
比較禮貌
And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself.
如果你不喜歡這歌，那灌你的。