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Hello, my name is Jeff. Nice to see you again.
I wanted to get rid of fatigue of shopping last weekend, so I decided to go to somewhere to relax.
I wore a girl's suit like the old time. But this time, I went to the beach and wore my favorite bikini.
I contouring my bust to make it look bigger and fuller with makeup. It's a fun illusion I can create with few brush strokes, but that is another story.
It's time to get down the business. I applied sunscreen to my body and wanted the handsome boys on the sea at the same time.
When I finished applying the sunscreen, I didn't know why my sunscreen was used up and the sun from east to west. Then I felt very tired, probably because of wore sunscreen take me eight hours. So I decided to sleep for two hours.
When I woke up, I felt very shocked. Because of the suntan, I couldn't see the cosmetic shadow on my chest. It made my breasts look smaller.
Ever more surprising is that three handsome boys in the sea were still on the same spot whole ten hours.
Fake! Damn my eyes's karma is heavy!